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Bristol Palin Travels 1,000 Years Back in Time to...
Bristol Palin, the daughter of half term Alaska governor Sarah Palin agreed to travel one thousand years back in time to preserve traditional marriage.
She will be testing Apple’s latest product, the iTravel, which allows people to travel thought time. Sarah Palin announced that she joined Bristol on this historic endeavor, to make sure that marriage is between a man and a woman… and Glen...
March 2012
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Ron Paul: I For One Welcome The Alien Overlords
By Kevin Dukelow
Texas Congressman Ron Paul has taken a controversial stance on the role of the federal government to win over his base. Congressman Paul claims that he would eliminate the federal government and replace all federal employees with alien overlords.
“We know they are here,” said the congressman, “Moulder was onto something.”
Paul says that these aliens...
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Huge Pornography Stash Found at Rick Santorum's...
By Kevin Dukelow
Rick Santorum, who has prioritized his anti-pornography stance in his campaign, may be a hypocrite. A report that Rick Santorum’s friend has found boxes of porn magazines and DVD’s underneath his bathroom sink is sparking questions about Santorum’s honesty and faith. Santorum does not deny having the collection and says that they “caught him red...
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Jason Russell Supporters Take to the Streets…...
By Kevin Dukelow
In what Kony 2012 supporters assumed was a slick campaign stunt, many of Jason Russell’s fans have taken to the streets… naked. Hundreds of Thousands of Kony 2012 followers have gone outside, naked and pounding the pavement like enraged gorillas.
Many of their neighbors were shocked to see the people they recognized and loved standing before them naked and flailing their arms...
January 2012
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